The Great Dichotomy

Nothing to do with vinyls at all but thought I'd bang on about something else for a change.

We live in a world of divisions, of people having to make fundamental and potentially life threatening choices, e.g. MAGGOT OR Democrat, Labour or Green or Fascist, Woke or fast asleep, Electric or Fossil Fuel,  Omnivore or Herbivore.... and many others;  BUT here I want to address one of the most fundamental of issues:

Cornish Pasty or Sausage Sandwich??????

or some might say Bacon sandwich.

How often have you nearly starved trying to make this decision? How many sleepless nights worrying about it and the potential impact on the global economy.... Absolutely bloody none I hear you reply.

However, I really feel that if this were one of our major issues, the whole world would be a far far better place to live in right now.

So my thanks to those useless, stupid, mysogonistic, racist, homophobic maniacs Trump, Putin, Farage, Netanyahu and indeed many others who are dragging us into a new age of poverty and slavery.

Oh, by the way.... on the key issue? I'm undecided.